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secure your account now essential steps to prevent loss

Hold onto your virtual bowler hats, chaps! The technological gremlins are back, and this time they're causing havoc with your accounts. Dare say, it's a bit like trying to drink tea during a whirlwind. Jolly troublesome!

Essentially, the article is a well-intentioned nudge, prompting you to take requisite measures to secure your accounts against the mischievous digital imps constantly plotting to nab your personal details. It's a seemingly ceaseless battle, one akin to trying to teach a terrier to play a tuba—demanding, trying, and often, downright hilarious.

So, either get a move on with those security changes or invest in a crystal ball, as it seems those lovely hackers have an uncanny penchant for your personal data. Remember, complacency in the matter is as helpful as a chocolate teapot. Keep calm and carry on securing your accounts, folks! Read more here.

us users await one ui 7 rollout samsungs hotfix

In an impressive display of technological tardiness, our chums at Samsung have once again graced us with the invitation to the party... two days late. While the rest of the world totters around enjoying the One UI 7 rollout, users in the US are left twiddling their thumbs, noses pressed against the proverbial glass. The Korean tech behemoth initially issued the hotfix build for its Galaxy S24 series - the digital equivalent of a sticking plaster, I presume - before generously extending the update to the Z Flip 6, Z Fold 6, and Fold SE. Such inclusivity! The lengthy wait for this latest innovation sparks a familiar introspection on the treadmill of technological progress, a race between the unstoppable force of advancement and the unmovable object of implementation delay. As ever, pop the kettle on, folks. We're in for quite the thrill of anticipation. Nothing gets the blood pumping like another software update. One hardly dare imagine the groundbreaking changes it will bring to our lives... once it actually arrives, that is. Patience is a virtue, they say, so prepare your virtue and a spot of tea while we see if Samsung’s software sleight of hand did the trick this time. Read more here.

unexpected arrival your essential guide to the latest iphone update

Right, get a wiggle on, pip-pip, Apple's done it again. Yes, another surprise from the tech giants, much like a cold shower in the morning after you've slept in. Yet another iPhone update has popped into existence, seemingly out of the blue, taking a fancy to arriving a smidge earlier than many of us had anticipated.

It appears our shiny pocket companions are deciding to run faster than Usain Bolt at the Olympics, with the only saving grace being we’ve no sponsoring deals relying on their impatient tempo. But good on them, speed is the name of the game in this technologically-addled world. Let's tackle this debacle with an updated iPhone in one hand and a stiff upper lip perseverance in the other. Because as these updates demonstrate, tech is not only our ever-present bugbear but also a testament to our capable resilience. After all, what's life without a dash of challenge, eh? Read more here.

securing your spot where to buy nvidias latest 5060

Right, well, once again, the splendid folks at Nvidia have added further to the technological heap: meet their new wave of frustration and delight, the 5060 Ti. Seems they've a knack for picking numbers and letters out of a hat, hah! Now, if you're keen to bag such ineffable graphical delights, then you're in luck.

Nominally available in all the usual digital dens across the interwebs, the elusive creature is as rare as a heartfelt apology from a politician. Let's be real - it's probably easier to spot Elvis in the wild than this card in stock. But hey, keep that chin up and click 'refresh'. I'm sure the adrenaline thrill of a potential sighting adds to the overall user experience. Ah, the wonders of tech supply chains!

This card, not unlike the Holy Grail of myth, has been much sought after for its cosmic capabilities in polygon manipulation. It's the technological equivalent of capturing lightning in a teapot - an impressive feat, if you manage to nab one amidst the throng of desperate gamers and crypto miners.

Oh, and if you do spot it, best grab it quick. These babies sell faster than fish and chips on a Friday night. Cheers to the persistent challenges of technology, where patience is not just a virtue but a sheer necessity. Grit your teeth, up your determination, and ready your cuppa. The world of tech waits for no one! Read more here.

amd poised to launch midrange radeon gpu in response to rt

Right'o. Prepare for another thrilling episode in the ceaseless duel of the techno-giants. Apparently, AMD is pulling up its socks to unveil a shiny new Radeon GPU next month, perhaps around Computex time. The goal here is to tackle the mid-range segment, because why allow NVIDIA to gobble the whole cake with their RTX 5060, eh?

Despite the challenges of yesteryear, AMD's playing the optimist - they plan on launching a graphics card with dual memory configurations. And before you ask, no, there's no info on what it will look like. It's a bit like waiting for a new royal baby - there's plenty of speculation, but end of the day, we're all in the dark until it pops out.

So, will AMD's new creation flick NVIDIA's nose with a victorious 'bingo!' or will it trip over its shoelaces? We'll see. One thing's for certain though: in the ever-evolving saga of technology, there's always the next round. Read more here.

grab your free copy of metro 2033 redux on xbox

In true spirit of audacious celebration, developer 4A Games has decided to share the joy of Metro 2033 Redux with Xbox users - at no cost at all! Quite the birthday treat for the franchise's 15th anniversary. Amidst the continuous parade of technological challenges, the developers raised a digital glass to the struggle of organising code, wrestling game physics and enticing pixels into creating a dystopian Moscow, all to the tune of "Happy Birthday." We can't help but tip our hats and channel our inner British tenacity to say, 'Well done, 4A Games. Free games? Just our cup of tea. Now, where's the bloody instructions manual?" Persistence indeed sits at the intersection of ambitious game developers and bleary-eyed gamers. Game on! Read more here.

impending trade war threatens nintendo switch 2 launch with a

Well then, in the never-ending adventure saga that is technology and international trade, brace yourselves for yet another thrilling plot twist. According to our Japanese friends at the Nikkei, the pendulum of trade war taxes is swinging back, poised to clock the soon-to-be-launched Nintendo Switch 2 square on the joystick with a tariff of, hold on to your cups of tea, a whopping 145%. Yes, you heard right, 145%, launching on the 5th of June. And guess what? It’s not only going to stoke the joys for Nintendo, but quite handily bend every major tech over the same barrel. In the immortal words of Dad's Army's Corporal Jones, "Don't panic!" - it's just another day in the thrilling world of tech. Cheerio and save those pennies, it's bound to be a 'switchy' ride! Read more here.

braving the casefree frontier exploring the rise of smartphone minimal

Hark! A brigade of smartphone minimalists are unleashing their beloved tech devices from the protective confines of their cases, defying the perilous threat of broken screens and scuffed edges. Their mantra? "Cases are for cowards!" Having dipped my toes into this brave, yet possibly foolish, new world of risk-taking, I've taken the liberty to chat up a few experts on the matter. It's a bit like unplugging your night light in a haunted house—you know it might go pear-shaped, but there's also a strange sense of thrill and spartan liberation. So grab your sledgehammers and throw caution to the wind, as we take this technology challenge head-on and perhaps, literally crash into a myriad of glass shards. Read more here.

no mercy games unexpected removal from steams digital storefront

Ah, the ever-intriguing saga of ambitious tech enterprises taking a gamble and ending up as upset as a possum in a dog show. This time our tale features Valve Corporation and their digital emporium, Steam. The latest byte of comedy transpired as their offering, a little ditty titled 'No Mercy', got its marching orders.

Without the faintest hint of irony, 'No Mercy' found itself at the sharp end of the e-commerce executioner’s axe. Valve's digital storefront, always riddled with more niggles than an overripe Stilton, was made to bid adieu to its contentious resident.

However, as the indomitable Brit disposition dictates, we merely raise our umbrellas to yet another torrential downpour of technical vexations. After all, isn't it said in the land of bits and bytes, 'You can't debug an omelette without cracking a few codes'?

So, chin up, Valve Corporation and Steam. Gather up your kilobytes, sync your updates and soldier on. The technology gods may be fickle, but as any publican closing after last call will tell you - there's always time for one more round. Our ever-morphing digital landscape shall always offer ample opportunities for glorious retries. Wenger had his invincibles, surely you can strive for your invincibles in the tech world! Read more here.

urgent security alert android phones targeted update your device

Just when you thought you've had enough, the cheeky Android is in the headlines again, courting controversy and providing ammunition for an on-going debate on technology. This reinforces the truism that the only constants in our tech-savvy lives are death, taxes, and Android updates.

The news is simple, but the implications are as joyful as taking the tube during rush hour. Android phones are under attack and apparently, we must dash to update them now - you know, like yesterday. This is much like our old English weather - unpredictable and full of sudden storms.

Keeping up with these unyielding Android updates is akin to running after an unstoppable London bus; difficult, tiresome, and every once in a while, you'll tumble into a puddle. Technology, you see, never takes a day off or even a tea break; it’s always buzzing around like a persistent Bumblebee, in flood, drought, or global pandemic.

The article encourages us to take this threat as a sign to reinforce our defences, something akin to the Romans running after Hadrian's Wall blueprint - although preferably with fewer barbarians at the gates. It seems the words 'quit, surrender, and retreat' do not exist in the tech dictionary, which is a bit of a shame as us Brits sometimes appreciate a good white flag moment.

Now ladies and gentlemen, go ahead, run this marathon against malfunctions and keep your Armstrong spirit alive ('Neil' for those inclined to bow to the moon or 'Lance' if steroids are your version of a software steroid). Despite our dry witty humour and collective moaning, let us make this clear - we're quite stubborn and unyielding in the face of technological challenges, much like a bulldog fast holding onto a bone.

Update those Androids, post haste! Charge forth, down another bottomless mug of determination, continue the good fight against those virtual elements! And remember, the only thing worse than grappling with a persistent Android update is... well... not having a phone at all. Fear tech-induced headaches no more, mates, for as the saying goes, keep calm and update your Android. There's something terrifically British about that. Read more here.