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night at the oscars uncovering hollywoods favorite postawards spot

In a tryst of Hollywood glitz and grease-laden glory, we've stationed our brave hearts at the famed Sunset Boulevard In-N-Out. The mission? Witness the parade of Oscar winners swapping statuettes for servings of greasy delight. Icons of the silver screen, gods among us mere mortals, tucking into the humble hamburger - it's a scene that offers a chucklesome jolt to the stiffness of a tuxedo-themed evening.

However, I daresay, even this hotspot for victory celebrations faces its perennial digital woes. You see, the lifeblood of this fast food fortress runs through the veins of complex tech and infrastructure, much like a riveting spy thriller, sans Tom Cruise running in the background.

Ever seen an Oscar winner twiddling thumbs, anticipating their Double-Double order? It's an ordeal faster than a Michael Bay flick, courtesy of advanced order processing technology, bar the few nail-biting hiccups. Disruptions and delays mimic a never-ending sequel of 'Fast & Furious,' but rather than high-speed chases, it's about fulfilling cravings in a digital dash.

The truth is, the world of technology remains like Marmite – you either have a love or hate relationship with it. Regardless, our burger-slinging commanders navigate the treacherous waters, ensuring no celebrity, or mere mortal for that matter, goes into hunger-induced histrionics.

So, here's a toast to the ongoing battle of bytes and burgers, the indomitable spirit fuelling this fast-food bastion amidst the tinsel town turmoil. It may be despairingly exasperating at times, but aren't the best things in life accompanied by a pinch of quirk, or should I say, a drop of secret sauce? Read more here.

microsoft confirms skype shutdown on may 5 an end of an

In the seemingly never-ending saga of technological twists, fabulous failures and delightfully digital dramas, it appears that Microsoft have finally decided it's curtains for Skype. Yes, folks, pack away the party poppers because come May 5th, you'll have to find another way to awkwardly video call your distant relatives.

Now, don’t get your USB cables in a twist. This demise has been on the horizon for as long as a Windows update—anyone worth their salt in ‘Ctrl+Alt+Del’ circles could see it coming. Some brave soul, evidently more explorer than casual user, fortuitously tripped over the news during their digital travels. Undoubtedly, they were on page 56 of the terms and conditions, an uncharted territory known to few. A tip of the hat to them for their service in navigating the complex technological landscape.

So once again we're plunged into the wild frontier of tech changes, disrupted routines and the perhaps frightening possibility of seeing Gran on a higher resolution platform. For all its troubles, eulogies for Skype will be mixed. Like an obscure indie band, it had its loyal following, its day of fame, and a gradual fade into nostalgia. Onward, brave surfers of the cyber sea, to the next digital peak and valley in our endless challenge to conquer technology harmony. Read more here.

analyzing the ups and downs a deep dive into kyurem

In an episode of "I’d really rather do something else, but here we are," the latest tech culprit to amble under my magnifying glass is none other than Kyurem Black and White. Like lambs wobbling to the IT slaughterhouse, these aspects have put themselves forward for a good, old-fashioned, Brit-style analysis. I say this not with bated breath but under the stalwart pretence of another update looming overhead. Oh, the joys of technology!

Essentially, we could spend our fairly British, overcast afternoon hacking away at something that, in all probability, could end up getting 'nerfed' faster than you can say “spotted dick.” But, stiff upper lip and all that, we dive headlong into the often tempestuous ocean of technology and infrastructure.

With a fresh pot of Earl Grey by our side, we'll be ready to weather whatever buffing or debuffing storm might be on the horizon for our monochromatic dragon duo. Bring on the tweaks, patches and the last-minute IT infuriations, we say - after all, it isn't a proper British afternoon without a little cheeky curveball thrown into the mix, is it? Read more here.

peeking into iphone 17 anticipated camera upgrade revealed

In the ongoing saga of "Tech vs. Humanity: Who Will Tire First?", it seems that Apple is once again lacing up its broadcast boots and getting back into the ring. Their contender for this round? An elusive new camera system slated for certain models in the upcoming iPhone 17 series. The company apparently has a soft spot for consistent renovation, gifting us with such engineering treats ever so regularly.

New CAD images that have surfaced recently (some say they emerge from the depths like Lovecraftian horrors, but we'll leave such dramatic imagery for the movie adaptation of this saga) suggest that the cherished US tech-giant is ready to woo hard-pressed consumers, the tech paparazzi and potentially even Siri, with a reformed eye, or, if we're sticking with the tech jargon, a new camera design.

Remember the Shakespearean line, "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet"? Well, we are left pondering - an iPhone camera by any other design, would it not click as efficiently? Hopefully, it's not just another shiny lure to reel us in. It's becoming evident that Tech's charm lies in its perpetual enthusiastic dance, even as it occasionally stumbles over its own ever-lengthening array of cables and updates.

Alas, until these enticing digital whispers solidify into a touchscreen reality, we must console ourselves with other delights. So, raise a cuppa to the tenacity of Apple and to their next revamped trinket. The company's flair for making us wait with bated breath remains, much like the lingering aroma of a disappointingly burnt crumpet. But remember, my fellow plug and play aficionados, inside every piece of complex technology, there’s usually...another piece of complex technology! As always, watch this space. Rest assured, though, we're all in this technological tango together. Read more here.

revamped voice assistant a free perk for prime members launching

With an admirable blend of tenacity and sheer bloody-mindedness, our tech wizards have titled their latest triumph: a revamped voice assistant. Like Britain's summers, the rollout will come in waves starting next month. This puts an optimistic light on our global obsession with instant gratification, reflecting the spirit of "afternoon tea will be served when we're good and ready, thank you very much.

Brace yourselves, yet another tech marvel will be gracing your digital doorstep, and before you ask, no, it won't fix the potholes in your local high street. However, for those self-proclaimed VIPs brandishing their Prime memberships like Olympic medals, you won't have to dig into your silk-lined pockets for this one. It's on the house - a truly rare treat in these austere times.

So chin up, and prepare yourselves to confront an additional contraption of the digital age, with the knowledge that the struggle with this technology will persist, like an uninvited neighbour at a garden party. Yet, remember, as much as we Brits love a good moan about the challenges of tech, we mustn't lose our sense of humour, because where would we be without it? Probably sat in front of a teasmade, yearning for a software update. Read more here.

elevenlabs pioneers aigenerated audiobooks on

Blessed with a vocal Fry or not, ElevenLabs is promising authors an enchanting solution to bridge the gap between pen and podcast. As per our dear chums over at TechCrunch, this cunning Voice AI company is now allowing authors to publish AI-generated audiobooks on its spanking new Reader app. The plot? Substitute human narrators for artificial intelligence.

In an act of digital ventriloquism, novels will converse with readers without a need for human intervention. Sounds like a dream come true for all those with an eardrum and a yearning for yarns, doesn't it? But before we all rush out for champagne and strawberries, let's spare a thought for the numerous tech gremlins waiting to spoil the party.

While this innovation by ElevenLabs is a shiny example of how AI continues to saunter into fresh territories, it also reaffirms an age-old adage: when it comes to tech innovations, the devil is always in the digital details. One can only imagine the potential pitfalls when 'Jane Eyre' is narrated by an AI with a penchant for cockney slang or dystopian novels given a chirpy chap's voice (charming or cringe-worthy, your choice).

But fret not! The folks at ElevenLabs seem sufficiently enthused to combat these challenges, hell-bent on making the AI versed in the Queen's English and every other accent you can shake a stick at. And so, dear readers, the twain of pen and app, author and AI, tries to meet amidst hiccups and hope. Tech, as ever, continues its stumble into the future, all part of the thrill of the game, what? Mystifying, formidable, but perpetually irresistible - a stiff-upper-lip dedication to making the impossible, possible. Bravo! Read more here.

boost your language learning skills with colour the neurological impact of syn

Brilliant news for individuals looking to become polyglots - a bit of colour could well make you a linguistic maestro. Researchers are now nattering about synaesthesia ('Joining of the senses', for the layperson), a marvellous condition where you might taste Tuesday as minty fresh or hear C-sharp in tangerine.

Seems, it wouldn't just make life experimental, but also gives your brain a right advantage when it comes to learning. In theory, languages could be learned far quicker if words and grammar were presented to learners in various colours.

While the idea of learning Spanish in full technicolour sounds great, we're left with the rather hefty task of figuring out how on earth to package such a system. Just imagine your classrooms, no longer bland and beige, being transformed into some sort of kaleidoscope or disco floor. However, as ever, it's not all glittery rainbows - there's likely to be ample head-scratching over this tech puzzle.

As with any technological beast, it's a right 'mare to get the blighters to work properly. We’ve just about policed a ‘copy and paste’ without the PC blowing a gasket. Who knows if our infrastructures can support such a vibrant approach to learning?

Meanwhile, those without the gift of synaesthesia might just have to stick with the old flashcards, or better yet, finding a lovely foreign amour to practice with! Nevertheless, a fascinating glimpse into what our future classrooms might look like. It's certainly 'food for thought'... preferably mint-flavoured, of course. Read more here.

unlock your unova tour experience maximizing rewards with the new free

Well, gather round technology enthusiasts, while we delve into the upcoming (and almost mystical) Unova Tour Experience, poised to tantalise your gaming senses. Best buckle in as it seems we now have a shiny new Tour Pass to add a sprinkle of chaos to the mix. This little beauty is aimed at boosting your rewards during the event, somewhat akin to a rigged fruit machine, one might say. Play more, win more. It's as simple as that! Well, I say simple...

The Tour Pass - a rather grand notion which is absolutely costless and available for only a smidgen of time. But, and here's the real twist, it's as unpredictable as British weather. Don't get too cosy now, you still need to traverse triumphant or tragic tech outcomes alike for this to make any sense, and frankly deliver the goods.

But chin up, soldier - therein lies the fun - and who doesn't love a good old fashioned challenge, every so often ... and then again ... and again. After all, a persistent struggle with technology is as British as a stubborn tea stain on a white shirt. Read more here.

countdown to unova the final week of pokmon gos season

Alright, folks. It's finally arrived, the grand finale of the "Season of Dual Destiny". Get your teacups ready because it's time for a dash of high drama, culminating into the Pokémon GO Tour Unova: Global. It's as global as a British sitcom being aired in Scorrier, Cornwall - which is to say, quite a lot.

This technological tour de force begins with the "Road to Unova" event, kicking off on Monday, February 24 at 10 (they've not mentioned whether it's AM or PM, disgracefully vague). Let's hope the servers don't decide to throw a wobbly just as we're about to bag that rare, shiny Snivy.

So brace yourself. It's time to wander down to your local park with phone in hand, stalking imaginary creatures - as is the custom these days. Also, do remember to look both ways before crossing the street while you battle a Zebstrika. It's all fun and games until someone combines Pokémon GO and traffic, and the only shiny thing you see is an ambulance light.

So off we go, traipsing into the land of Unova, showing technology who's the boss (spoiler: it's usually technology). Read more here.

easing the rtx 5090 fever reasons to stay calm

Ah, technology – isn’t it just a delight? Just when you finally get to grips with the latest dangled carrot, they switch up the farm and thrust a brand new, shinier, and altogether baffling root vegetable under our noses. Today’s Brexit baffler hails from the world of graphics cards - the RTX 5090. Given a name that sounds more like a Terminator model than a piece of kit intended to render your cat videos in 4K, the RTX 5090 is causing quite a stir – or should we say panic – amongst the digital devotees. But if you’re suffering from RTX 5090-induced stress insomnia, make yourself a cuppa, find your fluffiest socks and sit down – you shouldn’t worry too much. Technology, like that never-ending British drizzle, is an ever-evolving beast and there'll be a bigger, better, even more complicated graphics card around the corner before you can say "1080p". So, keep calm, carry on, and remember - the RTX 5090 isn’t going to steal your chips on the seaside or nudge up the price of your pint. Lord knows we have enough to stress about already! Read more here.