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revving up performance the koenigsegg sadairs

Oh, flippity gibbet! Here we go again, another hypercar is upping the ante. This time, it's the Koenigsegg Sadair’s Spear, a veritable mechanical titan boasting a rather ludicrous 1,625 hp, outdoing its elder sibling in the power department. Now, I don't know about you but my own humble hatchback could potentially fit in its exhaust pipe.

And hold on to your monocles, because the chaps over at Koenigsegg have managed to shed a whole 77 lbs from this behemoth. To put that into context, that's about roughly the weight of an overwhelming mound of crumpets. This astounding feat of automotive Atkins diet makes the Sadair's Spear an even more nimble and rapid demon on wheels.

On paper, it's as if the designers were asked to give the laws of physics a good old gentlemen's duel, ultimately laughing in the face of practicality and sanity (as engineers are prone to do). No wonder making complex technology happen is a task akin to teaching a rhino the rumba. Yet somehow, this marvel sprung into existence, reminding us all that the world of tech is a forever challenging, but delightfully absurd Grand Prix. Read more here.

boost your ride unveiling the power and pitfalls of fuel

Bloody brilliant! A jolly good triumph of automobile technology - fuel injection. It boasts improved efficiency and vehicular vim, perfect for those afternoon jaunts to Covent Garden. But wait, there's a bit of a pickle! Rolling up its sleeves and getting its hands dirty in the pristine engine...carbon. Yes, our carbon chum enjoys nothing more than making a comfy home on the engine's intake valves, treating them as its personal recliner. A dastardly squatter if you will, causing about as much havoc as a fox in a henhouse. So, as per usual, it's left to us savvy tech folk to boot them out, a never-ending game of carbon 'whack-a-mole'. Once again proving, technology's just as pesky as it's spectacular. Keep calm and carry a spanner!" Read more here.

master the chase the quest for shiny zamazenta in pokmon

Right, so here's the long and short of it. We're wrestling with yet another famed technological snafu, courtesy of Pokémon GO. The beastly 'Crowned Shield Zamazenta' has strutted onto the scene as a decadently shiny Tier 5 legendary raid boss. Quite the mouthful, eh?

Now, before you get your knickers in a twist, there's a good chance you won't be able to catch this Crowned Shield version. I know, it's like waiting for a London bus in the rain. Anyway, the crux of the matter is, you'll instead find yourself face-to-face with 'Hero of Many Battles' Zamazenta, a slightly more approachable chap, provided you can deal with the misfortune of having to form change into it.

A comical conundrum in the world of tech indeed, proving that even in the boundless expanses of a Pokémon universe, the promise of simplicity is about as elusive as a sober night at the pub. So, chin up and carry on trainers, tech keeps on presenting challenges, because where would be the fun otherwise? Read more here.

galaxy z fold 7 predicted to maintain similar price tag as

In true techie fashion, it appears Samsung, our unfalteringly ambitious tech titan, is charging forth with the Galaxy Z Fold 7. It appears to be as accessible as a Fabergé egg too, with its price tag boldly unfazed by numerals. Rumour has it that it will remain rather akin to its earlier sibling. If you're just casually fishing for some loose change in your settee, you might want to aim for slightly more than a couple of quid. The world of advanced technology continues to thrive in the realm of the exorbitant, with the Fold 7 proving that some tech traditions never falter. Good times indeed for those drained triple-A batteries in your remote, they'll likely see light of day before your pockets see a Fold 7. Chin up, fellow tech crusaders–this tech warfare isn't for the faint-hearted or light-pocketed. Read more here.

jack black returns as officer dick in tony hawks pro skater

In a dazzling display of "art imitating life," or perhaps the other way around, Jack Black is slated to don his virtual skates once more as Officer Dick in the remastered release of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3+4. To those of you who found getting off the ground in the original games to be more akin to a Herculean task than a mild exertion, rest assured, technology remains a confoundedly persistent challenge.

Should you be wondering, Black isn't swapping his acting hat for a helmet out of the blue. The robust chap has previous form as the cheeky copper in old editions of the game, giving both law enforcement and skateboarding a comedic spin not typically found on either the beat or the board.

While the developers have created a ramped-up version of the iconic games, one wonders whether they've tackled the crowning challenge of making Officer Dick capable of pulling off a half-pipe without resembling a bowl of Jello on a bouncy castle.

In a world where technology's boundless possibilities are only matched by its exquisite capacity to frustrate, those involved are pressing on, determined to master the metaphorical 1080-degree spin of game remasters. So hang tight, tech enthusiasts may yet successfully resurrect an entertaining slice of our pixelated past. Only time, numerous game testers, and Jack Black's virtual skateboarding prowess will tell. Read more here.

fairphone 6 revolutionizing the mobile landscape with superior battery life

In an audacious display of technological prowess, the Fairphone 6 has made its grand entrance, presenting itself as the David to the Goliath-esque mainstream mobile market. Although its size is more akin to an unassuming house cat than a formidable leopard, don't be fooled - it packs a punch power-wise.

This pocket-sized warrior has been gifted with the endurance of a long-haul trucker on double espressos, boasting a battery life to make Duracell bunny hang its drumsticks in shame. The real pièce de résistance, however, is the innovative modular design that scoffs in the face of built-in obsolescence.

Forget book a plane ticket to far-flung repair centres or re-mortgage your house for a one-off upgrade; Fairphone 6 is expecting you to don your DIY hat for on-the-spot surgery. Brimming with defiant optimism, and possibly a spot of madness, the creators believe users will embrace the inconvenience of home repairs with the same resilience Brits apply to questionable weather. Ever wanted to upgrade your phone whilst simultaneously making a cuppa? Well, dream no more, dear reader, because the future has arrived in the compact and audacious form of Fairphone 6 - the miniature titan of user empowerment. You never knew you could feel so accomplished changing a battery, did you? Read more here.

son studios unveils saturday am battle manga the

In the unflagging pursuit of all things digital conundrum, Son Studios, the cunning digital alchemists behind the forthcoming video game wonder - Netcode Warriors, have made yet another announcement. Yes, it’s Saturday AM: Battle Manga, a bewildering byproduct of human ingenuity, destined to test the utter limits of our digital infrastructure.

It's a two-versus-two tag-team bout of whimsical, anime-inspired characters duking it out in a pixelated universe, presumably screaming "HADOUKEN!" at each other until dawn. A tantalising task for the unsung heroes in the IT departments, I’m sure. To keep it running smoothly yet deliver the high-octane, Kamehameha-energy shenanigans is sure to command some impressive IT witchcraft.

So, there you have it. The pursuit of tech delights continues, launching boldly into the ether of game development where even angels fear to tread. We trusting you, Son Studios, to look this obstinate, tangled beast of infrastructure directly in the eyes and simply smirk: “Challenge accepted.”. Grab your joysticks, comrades - it’s going to be a bumpy, though immensely entertaining, ride. Read more here.

exploring the epic open world of death stranding 2

Step into your wellies, ladies and gents, as we hurdle into Hideo Kojima's latest creation, "Death Stranding 2: On the Beach." Now, behold an ambitious open world that unfolds like a multi-layered Vienetta of technological challenge.

Forgoing the confines of narrative coherence, Kojima hurls us into a world that is as awe-inspiring as it is bewildering, delivering his most complete story—laced with technological gewgaws—since...well… I've lost count of the years, really.

Yes, we may be left grappling to separate our ASCII from our elbow, much like a 21st-century Scrooge confronted with a self-checkout at Sainsbury's. However, with a Brit's stiff upper lip and just a touch of bulldog spirit, we'll rise to overcome the challenges like we do with our Wi-Fi connection in a country cottage—we’ll moan, sure, but we'll get it sorted.

In conclusion, roll up your tweed sleeves and prepare to tumble down the rabbit hole into Kojima’s wibbly-wobbly world of mystery and marvel, where technology doesn't just go 'ping', but might well microwave your brain. Good luck out there, the world needs more digital conquerors! Or, at the very least, some decent IT support. Read more here.

segas slipup accidental disclosure of sales figures in a

Oh, the bright sparks over at Sega, bless them, have managed to drop a clanger of the tech variety. In a scene most akin to a Monty Python sketch, the video game stalwarts actually displayed their sales data in a corporate presentation, no doubt the result of some poor chap hitting Ctrl+P when they meant Ctrl+O.

Despite this latest digital faux pas, the tech bods at Sega remain determined to navigate the minefield that is their modern-day tech infrastructure. One can almost visualize their battle cry of, "onwards and upwards", uttered as they march stoically into the fragmented digital battlefield, armed with nothing but their wits and a questionable User Manual.

Yet in true British spirit - where every crisis is nothing a good cup of tea won't settle - Sega's response to their technological bonfire was one of unshakeable composure. Upon recognising their mistake, Sega wasted little time rectifying the issue, in a digital rendition of the 'stiff upper lip'.

Bottom line, we may never solve the persistent challenges of technology and infrastructure, but by George, we will never surrender either! Even when we're accidentally flashing our financial knickers to the world... Oopsie daisy! Read more here.

creating ai doppelgngers ohchats innovative approach amid

The brave souls at OhChat, a startup younger than your mouldy cheese wedge in the back of the fridge, have been dabbling about in the land of artificial intelligence. What for, you ask? They've assumed the task of fabricating the digital doppelgängers of public figures, a move that has those already wary of AI's increasingly questionable role in intimacy and labour raising quizzical eyebrows. The lads and lasses soldier on, despite technology and infrastructure being about as cooperative as a cat in a bath. So, don your hard-hat and relish in the satisfaction of precariously teetering on the bleeding edge of technological exploration, for the future won't be built on teatime and biscuits alone. Read more here.