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understanding the tech delay crisis insights and updates

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for an epic tale of tech-based 'stop and go'! It appears our beloved innovations have adopted a sense of dramatic flair, setting the stage for an unfortunate series of delays. One might be led to believe, if you'll accept a moment of dry humour, that our aspiring machines have caught the human pandemic popularly known as 'procrastination'.

From software that's slower than a snail wading through treacle, to deleterious digital infrastructures that make the TARDIS' wiring look picturesque, it seems we're being forced to engage in a waiting game. Our mechanical comrades, it appears, refuse to be rushed. So, go make a cup of tea, sit back down and expect to refresh your webpage a couple more hundred times – who knows, you may just start to find thrill in the anticipation.

Fear not though, dear reader! Despite these trials and tribulations, we remain ever determined. The grey clouds of technological delays may loom overhead, but somewhere beyond, a silicon sunrise is assuredly waiting. Here's to hoping the rise of the machines isn't delayed as well. Onwards and upwards, friends. Read more here.

targeting webs worst ars staff tackles predatory online

Bloody 'ell, my friends, the techno-boffins over at Ars are all frocked up and throwing down the gauntlet at some of the web's most predatory capers. With relentless gusto, they're scrutinising these digital scoundrels who've turned the 'World Wide Web' into a 'We're Woefully Wicked' sort of affair. Routing for fairness, they're armed to the teeth, ready to wage war against these dastardly digital distortions like click traps, shifty algorithm antics, and online ads more invasive than a particularly nosey neighbour. Cyber skulduggery? Sign 'em up to duke it out Brigadier-General style. Persistent challenges of technology, they might be. Insurmountable? Not on your nelly. Pass the biscuits and let the battle commence, I say! Godspeed, you valiant techno-warriors ... and may your Wi-Fi be ever stable! Read more here.

embrace mindful browsing introducing opera air the web

Today's delightfully challenging morsel of tech news will have you reeling in empathy for the uphill struggle we all endure steering the giddy course of technological progress, and it's all about the web, darlings! The victor leading this charge of the light brigade? Opera Air - a web browser that evidently decided to don a green cape and tights amidst this chaotic world of interweb shenanigans.

Doorstopper books could be filled with the number of times we've been baited by a novelty browser, only to be left as miserable as a raindrop at a desert party. Yet along comes Opera Air, parading an exotic kebab of features aimed at 'mindfulness', with a side-order of 'breathing exercises'. It’s like a yoga class decided to mate with a search engine - piqued your interest, hasn't it?

You see, this browser wants to remind you to take breaks while being knee-deep into the rabbit holes of the web, through an apparent obsession with your wellbeing. More than just enabling your cat video addictions, Opera Air desires to be a digital saint in your life. It seems your oxygen consumption during endless e-commerce checkouts isn't being overlooked anymore. Just as well, given the amount of hyperventilation when your favourite item goes out of stock.

Chuckles aside, embracing this new tech could feel like hugging a cross-eyed porcupine. But let's tip our hat to the boffins at Opera Air. For indeed, wrangling with technology is a sport we all partake in. Despite the occasional displeasure of a prickly encounter, we remain unfalteringly resolved in our mission. After all, we're Brits, muddling through technology, one cup of tea at a time. Read more here.

capcom updates platinum titles list breaking through millionsales barrier as

Well, bless my buttons, it appears that the gaming giant Capcom has fancied another spring cleaning of its humble brag cupboard. As of December 31, 2024, it's sprinkled an update to its 'Platinum Titles', a dazzling list of those delightful digital diversions that have managed to flog over a million units.

A grand display of coding calisthenics that reaffirms, yet again, how our Pixelated Overlords manage to keep us hooked. This extortionate tally makes you wonder if there’s a secret society of avid gamers who’ve become immune to burned retinas and reality.

There's no denying that these top-tier titans of interactive entertainment represent the sharp end of complex technology, infrastructure and, of course, successful mass marketing. And yet, they insist on playing hard to get with the success ladder.

To us mere mortals, the formidable strength of the technology and the challenges it presents are a bit like a pub trivia night. You're pretty chuffed you know the capital of Azerbaijan (it's Baku – don't worry, I had to Google it too), but there's a persistent feeling that you're merely a pawn in a game conceived by a pub landlord with too much time on his hands.

So, let's raise our joysticks in salute to those brain-busting boffins at Capcom. Keep on mastering that monstrous beast called technology. As the good old bard might have said, if only he'd had an Xbox: "Once more unto the breach, dear programmers, once more!" Read more here.

seize the deal amazon slashes prices on apples ipad air

As per usual, our mates at Amazon are swooping in like an uninvited hero at a barbecue, offering the chance to bag some tasty deals on Apple's iPad Air lineup - proving once more there's no 'low hanging fruit' opportunity they won't grasp. Up for grabs, we have the spiffy base model 128GB 11-inch iPad that can be yours for a mere $499, shipped to your very doorstep. A variety of hues await your whimsical selection, all thanks to some cheeky on-page coupons. This, mind you, ordinarily drains your pocket of an extra $100, so basically, it's Christmas come early.

Stunning, we know. The world of technology continues to surprise us with its irresistible deals and perpetual upgrades. But don't forget the eternal challenges of understanding the beast that is tech complexity. Everything from 'Why won't my iPad turn on?' to 'Where did all my storage space disappear to?' remains a constant tussle. But chin up, the struggle is part of the charm, no? That is, until you turn your new shiny toy into a drink coaster. Godspeed, dear tech warriors, and may the odds, and discounts, be ever in your favour. Read more here.

openai leverages rchangemyview subreddit to test ai

The boffins over at OpenAI have embarked on a novel venture, utilising the subreddit, r/ChangeMyView, as a guinea pig for stressing the persuasive prowess of AI reasoning models. Quite like attempting to convince your nan to switch off Emmerdale and give Netflix a go, it's no walk in the park.

In this cyber context, the brief was clear: to persuade discerning subreddit participants with their own beliefs firmer than an overcooked Christmas pudding, to consider an alternative point of view. Not surprisingly, the endeavour hit a few bumps, like a traced-over dot-to-dot which ends up a Picasso rather than a cat.

OpenAI showcased this ambitious initiative in all its glory, revealing the intricate dance between technological triumphs and tribulations that typify such undertakings. Frankly, about as straightforward as explaining cryptocurrency to your Aunt Mavis at a family barbecue.

Admittedly, tech, bless its silicon heart, has a canny knack for being an ongoing chore, constantly needing attention, updates, upgrades, and a touch of persuasion to consistently perform the way we expect it to. But let’s face it, we Brits love a challenge, especially one with an implicit opportunity to tut, grumble and eventually make a cracking cup of tea when it all works out. So onwards and upwards we say to OpenAI, and their adventurous plunge into speculative semantics! Read more here.

rev up with ridge racer 64 now on nintendo switch online

Cheerio, web travellers! The ghosts of gaming past continue to tease us, with Ridge Racer 64 now catapulting (somewhat ironically) into the speedy lanes of new-age technology. For those well-versed in joypad-ese, you'll recall this wheel-spinning, rubber-burning thriller from Nintendo's N64 days. Well, it's back! But now, it's available exclusively to Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack subscribers.

Attempting to wedge this polygon-blighted beauty into the sleek slots of modern gaming platforms seems akin to trying to fit a square tyre into a round pit stop. Yet, the boffins at Nintendo have somehow made it work. It's akin to digital necromancy, a fossil fuelled adrenaline rush reminiscent of the pre-glitch era.

However, it comes with a catch. Yes, my dear friends, a mouse in the maze of digital nostalgia. Only subscribers to Nintendo's rather optimistically named 'Expansion Pack' can access it. Those not intrigued enough to shell out for this digital fumble bag of classics may be left on the spectator’s stand. A bit of paywall potholing there, Nintendo, yes?

Let's be clear, in this era of 4K realism and virtual reality immersion, Ridge Racer 64 is less a ‘blast from the past’ and more of a ‘mild gust from an era we vaguely recall’. But isn't that part of its grungy, low-res charm? A pixelated love-letter to the days when racing games lacked the sheen of today but made up for it with arcade-style simplicity.

To sum it up, Nintendo is ensuring the wheels of progress turn... backwards. The retro gaming bus is all fuelled up, but the fare might just cost you your trendy online subscription. All aboard, then, albeit with a grain of salt and a hefty pinch of humour. Read more here.

capcom in focus unveiling insights in a 20m

Behold, ladies and gents, a 20-minute Capcom Spotlight so laden with tech challenges they could give even the boldest IT whizzes a run for their money. From sagging infrastructure to complexities rivalling a game of 4-dimensional chess, this spectacle is a dazzling exhibition of technology's uncanny ability to throw a spanner in the works just when you least expect it.

Nevertheless, keep calm and carry on, would we? As Sir Winston Churchill once said, 'If you're going through hell, keep going'. Indeed, this Capcom Spotlight ensures we march on, eyes to the horizon of technological breakthroughs, umbrella tightly clasped in hand for the potential downpour of glitches.

Brace yourselves for a riveting episode of 'Tech vs Humanity', presented in glorious Technicolor difficulties and triumphs. This 20-minute journey may seem gallingly familiar to all who engage with today's confounding gadgetry daily, yet we press on, gritting our teeth with the steadfast determination that's quintessentially British. Bring on the biscuits and brace for bug fixes, there's no surrendering here! Read more here.

In a cheeky little twist of technological alliances, it appears our shiny gadget friends at Apple have been having secret rendezvous with SpaceX and T-Mobile US Inc. Their collective mission? Stealthily imbue the latest iPhone software with support for Elon Musk's extravagant Starlink network. It seems even the Apple doesn't quite fancy relying solely on its own in-house satellite-communication offering.

Certainly paints even the mightiest tech giants as steadfastly pragmatic, doesn't it? In age where connectivity is as fundamental as a good cup of tea, having a plan B (like a spare umbrella on a drizzly Tuesday morn) seems to be the wisest move. So, hold tight, digital nomads and iPhone enthusiasts, your universe is again expanding, this time courtesy of an extra slice of satellite support. Just another day in the relentless and often rowdy world of complex tech, a realm where challenges are tackled with the same gusto as tackling a particularly pesky crossword puzzle. And somehow, we soldier on! Read more here.

double delight xbox and pc game pass welcomes orc

In a fantastic twist of fate that screams "I just can't get enough," gamers are once again blessed - or cursed, depending on your viewpoint, with two new additions to Xbox Game Pass and PC Game Pass. Today's dose of digital procrastination comes courtesy of Robot Entertainment's bright idea of tower defense roguelite mashup aptly named – wait for it – ‘Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap.’ It's not Shakespeare, but what it lacks in poetic title, it attempts to make up for in orc-slaying fun. Like trying to get the office printer to work without jamming, gaming, it seems, is a challenge that never respects the finish line. But do we give up? Never. Onward, dear gamers, onward! We’re not merely consuming technology here - we’re wrestling it into submission, one orc at a time. Quite like taking your teacup chihuahua for a walk in a hurricane. Now isn’t that a thrilling thought to kick-start your gaming weekend! Read more here.