Skip to content

technology

surprise unleashed death stranding debuts on xbox series

Taking the world of gaming by storm, or perhaps just making them stagger through an ethereal beach for a thousand times, old favourite Death Stranding has defiantly ventured into the realms of Xbox Series X and S. Following an unexpected proclamation from Kojima Productions, Xbox owners found themselves jumping for joy or perhaps simply tripping over a 'BT' in excitement.

Kojima, like a tech-laden Santa Claus, delivered the rather shocking news of Death Stranding's release on Xbox, and not just that. Our much-loved game pioneers have proudly claimed full control over the IP, faster than an over-encumbered Sam Porter Bridges can fall face-first in the dirt. What an absolute corker!

Yet, here comes the technological conundrum. Gamers might now be able to indulge in this sublime world of spectral scares and supernatural deliveries, but only if they can do a little tango with the complexities of adapting to a new gaming platform. It's an ongoing struggle, like trying to figure out the narrative of Death Stranding, only slightly less perplexing.

So, Xbox gamers, time to strap in, load up, and tread carefully. You're about to embark on a journey of being constantly tormented by technological learning curves, hidden in the guise of strategically packed luggage and extraordinarily creative landscapes. Not all is gloom and doom, though. Just remember: the rainbows are upside down and your baby cries when you fall down. Have a wholesome time grappling with the enigma that is Death Stranding! Read more here.

nintendo confirms switch 2 a backwardcompatible upgrade with enhanced

In a move that proves Nintendo are absolute tech wizards, the elusive Switch 2 has been confirmed to be chucking a technological u-turn, delightfully choosing to be backward-compatible with original Switch games. Rather refreshingly, it’s not going to stick two fingers up at your collection of gaming investment. A sense of de ja vu anyone?

We’ve all coughed up a fair few quids for devices only to realise that they've dropped support for old formats quicker than a hot jacket potato. It's like trying to shove a cassette tape into a Blu-ray player, and it's as fruitful as searching for hen's teeth.

Giving the metaphorical V-sign to this annoying trend, Nintendo made it clear that the ghost of the original Switch will very much linger in its flashy successor. It's a case of out with the old, but mind you, let's keep them handy, too.

Oh, don't forget about the Nintendo Switch Online. Goodness, no! That’s still part of the plan, promising you nights of swearing at the telly while muttering, "just five more minutes before bed". Because after all, who really needs a solid 8 hours of sleep anyway?

So, let’s hold our breaths and silently cheer for the unnamed Switch 2. It’s the gift that will invariably keep us returning, mostly because we're gluttons for both punishing game-play and for a company that understands how eternally frustrating it is to keep up with the pace of changing tech. Brilliantly done, Nintendo. Brilliantly done. Read more here.

engaging gaming journey exploring xenoblade x brothership

Ah, here we find ourselves once again at the gratifying, yet occasionally irksome, crossroads of entertainment and technology. In today's agenda, we have the audacious trifecta – an innovative blend of Xenoblade X, Brothership, and, hold onto your bananas, Donkey Kong Country. Sounds like Christmas, Easter, and perhaps a touch of Halloween rolled into one, doesn't it?

Xenoblade X, ostensibly the digital progeny of a Japanese love affair between sci-fi and gaming, continues on its path of transformation and evolution; much like a cockroach, only far more charming. Our trusty developers are still working relentlessly to manage the technological hiccups, much like a spinster aunt taming a rebellious nephew.

Next on our delightful roller-coaster ride, "Brothership!" One might think it refers to a maritime mission. Alas, it's another nail-biting gaming experience, though the current technology does sometimes have the stability of jelly during an earthquake. Nonetheless, fear not, our resilient tech gurus are on the case, persistently fiddling with wires and codes like a gardener wrestling with an especially rampant ivy.

Finally, we turn to the stalwart, the old faithful - Donkey Kong Country. Despite its accolades, maintaining smoothness in gameplay is akin to trying to keep a flattop haircut perfectly level on a windswept beach. Alas, the technological gremlins are a persistent bunch, but rest assured, our technicians are chasing them down with the tenacity of an old-age pensioner after a rogue Zimmer frame.

So, dear readers, despite the omnipresent challenges afforded by our tireless technological endeavours, we continue apace. We persevere, for in doing so, we perpetuate the delicate dance between progress and the persistent obstacle course that is technology. After all, a world without glitches would be, well... entirely too predictable, wouldn't it? Read more here.

embark on a digital adventure with mario and luigi next week

Next week, brace yourselves as our favourite Italian plumbers, Mario and Luigi, swap their legendary green pipes for the salty sea air. I suppose even heroes need a bit of a holiday. The gaming giants, in a valiant attempt to tackle the choppy waters of technological progress, continue their never-ceasing voyage towards advancement. While the rest of us are grappling with our WiFi signal strength, these digital dynamos are transcending boundaries, though I do hope they remember their life jackets. Dealing with technology is an experience akin to releasing a cat amongst the pigeons; things may get chaotic before they get better, but remember, Rome wasn’t built in a single day, no matter how fast your broadband connection is. So, dust off your sea legs and get ready to set sail on this new adventure, where no doubt, Goombas will be swapped for seagulls, and star power may just leave you a bit seasick. Let the voyage begin—just please don't ask me to fix the ship's WiFi. Read more here.

stay connected latest insights and updates in tech coming soon

Right-oh, folks.

We're sorry but it appears you've forgotten to include said article for now. Bit minor of a detail there, wouldn't you say? Honestly, how could we possibly conjure up a snappy, yet lasting summary filled with British charm and sprinkles of technological dread if we've got naught to work with? We're innovative here, not psychic.

Once you give us the actual article, rest assured, we'll give you a brilliantly crafted summary. A word feast tackling the grinding gears of technology, the puzzling world of infrastructure and all its delightful hiccups.

What's that? You say your technology isn't cooperating, hence the lack of an article. Well, isn't that the quintessential piece of irony we've been waiting for! You've got to love it. Technology playing hard to get, makes you appreciate when it does work.

We're always ready for another round with plucky technology, so go ahead, throw that article our way. If it behaves. Chuckles. Read more here.

apples vision pro from exclusive us launch to global expansion

For anyone who's been living under a lithic formation rather incongruously shaped like an apple core, Apple's Vision Pro has finally decided to leave its American coziness and embark on an international sojourn. Initiated back in February, possibly a Valentine's Day gift to itself, the tech titan only just got around to sharing this digital darling with the rest of the globe in June.

Now, don't mistake this as criticism, it's merely an observation, tinged with dry humour. For truly, deploying such innovative technology is akin to preparing a full English Breakfast - complex, time-consuming, and with the constant threat of burnt toast. It requires an affinity for balancing the beans (technology) harmoniously with the bacon (infrastructure), ensuring neither outpaces the other, lest we have a system incapable of spreading smoothly like your favourite marmalade.

So while Apple has taken some time to launch Vision Pro worldwide, it is more a testament to the tireless work behind that shiny curtain of iOS updates and retina-friendly graphics, a persistent juggling act between tech innovation and infrastructure needs. So let's raise our digital teacups to the ever-challenging yet laudable task of bringing fancy technology to our humble doorsteps, simultaneously stoking our impatience and satiating the desires of our inner technophiles. Read more here.

community edition of nothings phone 2a plus customized features

In a truly innovative nod to democratic design, Nothing's Phone 2A Plus Community Edition is taking the tech world by storm. Complete with glow-in-the-dark accents (likely delightful for cat videos in the middle of the night!) and a set of brand spanking new wallpapers, it seems the customer really is always right.

Let us not forget about the matching packaging. Yes, apparently, it's important for a box to match the contents - a curious trend that never fails to make the cheeks glow even brighter than the phone itself.

It’s one thing to tick all of the standard user-friendly boxes. Still, customisation on this scale is an entirely different kettle of wires. But, here we are, witnessing democracy invading the smartphone industry, supposedly about as uninviting as an armadillo at a garden party.

Oh, the perils we must endure to maintain progress! But chin up, for every challenge faced, the tech world always retorts with a flashy new solution, or a glow-in-the-dark phone, as it were. It’s all part of the grand old dance we call 'persistent progress'. After all, where would we be if we weren't boldly trying to make boxes more fashionable than their contents? Undoubtedly, somewhere awfully dull. Read more here.

apples new mac mini sneak peek into a compact design

Well, well, well, trusty old Apple has been at the tinker station once again, this time eagerly endeavouring to gift us with the perplexities of a new Mac Mini. Though guilelessly spilled the beans a tad earlier than should have, thanks to our ever watchful elders at Amazon.

Now, here's the crux. This delightful little contraption, stubbornly refuses to refrain itself from its surname's implications. Indeed, it’s supposedly been on a rather successful diet, presenting us with a more streamlined, 'mini'er form factor, akin to the size of a scone than a traditional shortbread tin.

Then, there's the technological marvel, dubbed the new M4 chip. Rumours are this little sparkler will accelerate tasks faster than a pint of stout disappears on a Friday night.

And let's not forget the two blingy new front-facing USB-C jacks, sitting there at the front in all their glory, like a pair of dazzling diamond earrings. Plus, an audio jack, your traditional 'last songs' companion, rather handy for drowning out those Monday mornings blues.

In true Apple spirit, we keep awaiting the official reveal with a sense of anticipation, akin to queuing for your morning cuppa. It seems the challenges of technology and infrastructure are rather like the English weather - ever-present, frequently exasperating, but with the right approach, there's always a rainbow at the end of the storm. So let’s keep calm and tackle tech, shall we? Read more here.

revolutionizing display the new imac with 10core m

Oh, what a circus! In further evidence that technology is as relentless as a labradoodle chasing its tail, we find Apple ushering in another spectre of wonders with its new iMac. This shiny box of tricks, armed with a 10-core M4 chip no less, is muscling its way into history as the first Mac to support—brace yourself—an 8K external display at a tizzy speed of 120Hz. Makes your Sunday roast seem dull, doesn't it?

But hang on to your teapot, because the plot, like a true telenovela, thickens. Alongside the bragging rights that come from charming such a high-end display, this very public flex of tech brawn unfortunately isn't a one-size-fits-all. It appears not everyone has an 8K monitor tucked away in their pantry, nor the willingness (or the loose change) to acquire one.

And so, we continue to grapple with the wonderful paradox that is technology—eagerly pushing us ahead whilst simultaneously leaving us in a muddle. Isn't it lovely to know that amidst a world characterized by ceaseless change and electronic enigma, a bit of struggle remains a universal constant? Carry on, brave techies, the game is afoot! Read more here.