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January 2025

banshee strikes again new threat targets apples 100 million macos

Oh, splendid, here's a thrilling prospect to vivify your Monday - a brand-spanking-new variant of the hypnotically-named Banshee credential-stealer is setting its sights on Apple's hundred million macOS users. That fruit-bitten logo on the back of your beloved device seems to have unwittingly morphed into a bull's-eye. It seems not all apples keep the doctor away.

Now, before you hide under the bed clutching your iMac to your chest, keep a stiff upper lip because here is what you need to know. The Banshee, the ghoul of the digital realm, pilfers your credentials (usernames and passwords) faster than it takes to brew a decent cuppa. A right chip off the old block, it’s like having a uninvited guest looting your cookie jar while you're busy arguing where to install the new Alexa.

But fear not, good people! We'll persevere because, as my old nan used to say, "an Apple a day keeps the Windows away". We've navigated the treacherous waters of Gatekeeper exploits and survived the machinations of Flashback. We'll jolly well conquer the beastly Banshee as well. So, stiffen that resolve, brew another cup of tea and remember: in the ongoing (never-ending, seems-more-like) saga of technology, every hurdle is just a bug waiting to be squashed. Read more here.

nintendo responds to unofficial switch 2 mockups do not

In latest news that's shockingly puzzling the world of gaming... Yes, our charming friends at Nintendo have clarified that the recent leaks (more like a trickle really) of Switch 2 designs are about as official as a ferret running the Bank of England. They suggest we take the mockups and alleged photos with a hefty pinch of salt - or perhaps an entire shaker, if you will.

While we continue to navigate this tumultuous sea of never-ending tech challenges, it seems we can pop the popcorn and sit back as the drama of the clandestine Switch 2 unravels. The crusade for ultimate gaming tech continues with a gripping persistence, somewhat akin to a bulldog holding on to its favourite chew toy.

Nintendo's firm stance on the discourse brings an amusing splash to the ever-boiling tech cauldron. As we Brits know it, "keep calm and carry on" seems to be the impending mantra for gaming enthusiasts eagerly anticipating the official Switch 2 reveal. So, rest assured, fellow techno-warriors, we'll keep you updated as the plot thickens in this technological potboiler. Until then, we continue our fearless, albeit slightly baffled, voyage into the ever-evolving tech future. Read more here.

unveiling tcls ces mobile lineup the competitive and brilliant

Right on, old chap. Brace for another plucky contender from the thrilling circus of CES's mobile legion. TCL, having a bash on the noisy technopolis stage, has paraded its latest whizz-bang creation – the dazzling TCL 60 XE Nxtpaper 5G. An Android handset not meant for the faint-hearted.

Up for a bit of intrigue? It's not just another shiny bauble from the techno bauble shop, this apparatus boasts an ostentatiously brilliant display and, get this, won't require one to break into one's rainy day funds. Competitive price point, they claim. A concept as rare as hen's teeth in this realm where the norm is to bleed your pockets dry.

As always, the kit's a bit of a double-edged sword. A lustrous display on one side, and on the other, another unwitting tribute to the enduring tête-à-tête between cutting-edge technology and the palpitations of our feeble infrastructure.

Yet, despite all the technological crunch, there's a persistent spirit of determination prevailing. TCL is gearing up to boldly meet our generation's unending cry for 'faster!', 'better!', 'now!', with an emphatic 'Hold on to your knickers, we're on it!'.

In summary, another episode in the undying saga of mankind's strive to embroider technology onto our day-to-day existence has been released by TCL. Just have a gander at it and you'll agree, it indeed looks like a promising spectacle. Read more here.

new video update unveiled on genkis official website get

In a twist of technological irony, Genki's official website has decided to spruce things up a bit and has subsequently thrown a digital cat amongst the pigeons with a brand spanking new video. Yet alas, technology, like a well-oiled but perpetually grumpy British butler, doesn't always play nice. The video, although the embodiment of shiny, tech-infused optimism, faced some teething troubles, from broken hyperlinks to buffering issues.

In true stiff-upper-lip style, we remain committed to conquering these digital beasts, underscoring the constant hurdles presented by our modern overlords, also known as 21st-century tech. As the old English saying goes, "nothing ventured, nothing gained." Or in this case, no video launched, no website visits earned. Never fear, though - we will face our tech troubles with the same grit, determination, and copious amounts of elevated eyebrow cockery that has helped us weather many a cloud in our digital sky.

With the ongoing challenges of making complex technology dances to our tune, one can't help but doff the hat and say, "Well played, tech, well played." Bear with us while we dance this maddening tango and make our video, like a well-brewed cup of English tea, something to be savoured without the frustration of technological strings attached. Read more here.

coming soon nvidias geforce now app for steam deck apples

Right, let's boil this down, shall we? Nvidia, the one that fancies making graphics jump through rings of fire, has decided it's time to unleash a native GeForce Now app on the Steam Deck. How splendid! This little announcement popped up on their blog post, nestled in, causing quite the stir.

But guess what? They're not stopping there. Oh no, pumping out a GeForce Now app to an already saturated gaming market is simply not enough - it's like giving a cat another ball of yarn; amusing but a tad unnecessary.

They're also launching on Apple's Vision Pro. The poor thing has probably been sitting there all this time, feeling left out and underappreciated, and they thought, "blimey, let's sprinkle some of our Nvidia magic there, too.

But that's not it, folks. In an unrelenting surge of digital imperialism, Nvidia's also extending its virtual grasp to Meta’s Quest 3 and Quest 3S VR headsets. Because naturally, what we all need is another app to lose ourselves in the confusing maze of the virtual world.

In essence, Nvidia appears to be on an intrepid quest to make complex technology even more complex – just to entertain us – or perhaps bewilder us, depending on your glass-half-full or half-empty stance. No matter when it's all going to happen, they say “later this year.” Ah, the suspenseful art of technological anticipation. Marvelous, indeed. Nothing like a ruddy good wait to whet the tech-appetite. Cheerio for now then! Read more here.

roborocks saros z70 the new robot vacuum un

Marvelous news for the house-proud and loather of chores amongst us, Roborock has unveiled their latest chariot of cleanliness, the Saros Z70, at the latest CES event (that's Consumer Electronics Show for those still fiddling with rabbit ear antennas). This nifty gizmo is a robot vacuum designed to tackle all that grit, grime and unmentionable floor fluff that the human broom brigade dreads.

Roborock muses this new model will make the heavy-duty house scrubbing both efficient and mercifully hands-free. Now, isn't that music to our under-worked, hygiene-hungry ears? But more than mere aspiration (and doing a splendid job at dust sucking), it presents an ongoing folly: the sheer, relentless stubbornness of keeping up with tech that insists on moving faster than a pensioner on a free bus pass.

Yes friends, technology is a bit like maintaining a flourishing pot plant. It requires constant attention, frequent updates and the odd spot of troubleshooting — in short, an ideal hobby for those who enjoy fiddling and faffing. But let's not despair, for in the ceaseless cycle of upkeep to keep tech running, there lies a heroic quest —a testament to our dogged determination to never succumb to a dust bunny invasion!

In summary, the Roborock Saros Z70 is here to do the dirty work so you don't have to, as long as you're prepared to tango with the somewhat persnickety dance of persistent tech upkeep. So put on your metaphorical rumba shoes and prepare to welcome your new automatic ally in the endless war against flooring flotsam. After all, who would have ever thought that the future of domestic bliss would rest in the 'hands' of a robot vacuum cleaner? Read more here.

change your router password today analysts warn of imminent data attack

Right then, gather 'round tech enthusiasts and password procrastinators alike! Our digital tea leaves have brewed a somewhat summery glimmer of doom courtesy of threat intelligence experts this week. Their advice? You'd best change your router password pronto or face the digital equivalent of letting a group of feisty badgers loose in your private archives.

Yes, hamsters in the squeaky wheels of our technological lives, the router - that box humming away unnoticed in the corner of your room, doing the digital heavy lifting. It appears they are yet again the target of those who're not quite satisfied with their own data, and have a predilection for swiping yours.

Though this news could be viewed with the same enthusiasm as spotting rain clouds at your summer barbecue, the stark reality is, this technological wrestle is as perpetual as our fondness for tea and scones! More's the life of digital custody, where our efforts to one-up the cyber ne'er-do-wells leaves us dancing a tech-tango of survival. Put another way, we're constantly trying to outfox a fox that's trying to outfox us.

So before you slip into a despair deeper than a black hole, take a moment to relish in the sage wisdom of our threat intelligence chums. Wiggle on over to your router, concoct a password that would confound even Bletchley Park's coding wizards, and show that data-thieving badger who's boss. Tea, anyone? Read more here.

mastering the art of techbased petty revenge a tale of two

In a classic display of the perennial war between man and machine (with a dash of neighbourly squabbles), two chaps have come up with a truly ingenious solution to combat their intrusive kin next door. It appears that peace and quiet isn't in everyone's backyard vocabulary.

These technical wizards have taken on the challenge of overcurious neighbours by creating a rather delightful piece of tech, cleverly wrought with nothing more than ingenuity and a smidgen of pettiness. It’s a hard challenge, teaching misdemeanours proper manners, particularly when it involves a technological brainwave that would probably leave most of us scratching our heads rather than scratching our fences for eavesdropping ears.

This delightful tale may not solve the perpetual conundrum of how to get the toaster to stop burning the toast, or figure out why the Wi-Fi always gives up the ghost just as the final episode of your favourite drama begins, but it does remind us of the Brit's uncompromising determination (and unique sense of humour!) in dealing with the constant challenges technology and nosy neighbours throw our way. Be it sorting out the telly's reception or teaching a prying neighbour their place, one thing is certain: chaos may reign, and tech may vex us, but we're not down for the count yet. Cheers to that! Read more here.

lgs multifaceted pf600u a blend of hd

Right, brace yourselves, folks. LG has seen fit to unleash the PF600U, a gadget that’s taken the route less travelled in the realms of multitasking. This contraption is not just a full HD projector (good start), but also a Bluetooth speaker (how mod), and hold onto your tea folks, a standing floor lamp. You might say it’s a sort of Swiss-Army-Knife of entertainment tech - complete with a tool you’d only use in an emergency (we're looking at you, floor lamp).

Next, we have the adorable wee minnow known as the CineBeam S model PU615U. Portable? Check. 4K ultra-short throw projector (or, for the uninitiated, a means to project really rather fantastic images at close range)? Check. The size of a dictionary your grandmother once used to prop open a stubborn window? Check. Best of all, this petit prodigy likes to cozy up just inches from your wall.

This underscores a notable theme in our tech-driven narrative — that making complex technology work is much like being a cat shepherd. Frustrating, unpredictable, sometimes thankless, but the moment everything finally works together, bloody satisfying! Read more here.

halflife 3 teaser gmans voice actor ignites

Gird your joysticks, IT enthusiasts, it looks like the perpetually elusive 'Half-Life 3' could finally be sauntering down the pipeline, prompted by cryptic tweets from G-Man's voice actor. Great! Now we can enjoy waiting half a lifetime to see if any of our computers would be capable enough to run it - that's if it ever gets out of the metaphorical development cellar.

Speculation is in a maddening waltz after our chatty man of mystery hinted toward 'some sort of news' for 2025. One has to appreciate the precision there. Swing by then, eh?

Put on your finest theoretical physicist cosplay and prepare to battle engineering obstacles, graphical glitches, wi-fi woes and the lingering dread of a disapointing sequel until then. As always, the story of technology advances is half hopeful dream, half IT nightmare. Something to look forward to in the ensuing years, amidst endless software updates and inevitable hardware upgrades. Oh, the sheer suspense!

Stay tuned, our tech crusaders, and keep an expectant ear pricked for more vague messages from the depths of software development. It seems the greatest challenge our technology continues to pose is the art of keeping us in suspense. Chin up, the challenge continues! Read more here.