star wars outlaws set for exciting launch on switch 2 this

Alas, just when you thought the pixel-studded realm of Star Wars had sated its appetite for technology omnipresence, a surprise pops up! Star Wars Outlaws is all parsed, programmed, and primed to debut on the spectacularly resilient Switch 2 this September.

From lightsabers to space-age gizmos, tech-infused galactic melodrama must always find a new landscape to invade. This time, the target is our blessed handheld consoles. Seen through the market-focused lens of tech inevitability, it feels as destined as a cucumber sandwich at high tea!

Of course, there will be failings, glitches, and bewilderingly complicated settings menus, much like every other venture in technological evolvement! But we'll tackle them one frozen Han Solo at a time. We may be stepping into Vader's metaphoric castle, shrouded in a cloud of reaction-based gameplay and complex battle tactics, but there's a fire in our belly and a lightsaber in our grasp to conquer the challenge.

So, while you grumble over the persistently maddening conundrum of technology, dust off your Jedi robes and prepare for a dose of hyperreal space dojo. It's coming whether our lightsabers are charged or not. A bit like autumnal rain really - unavoidable, but potentially amusing if approached with a floaty and a sense of the ludicrous. Where's the force when you need it to auto-update your software, eh? Read more here.