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Deep in the unfathomable depths of Cupertino's strategy chambers, Apple has birthed yet another brainwave: AppleCare One. Now, no longer must your precious assortment of Apple gadgetry huddle in fear of a single slip from the table or, heaven forbid, a dunk in your quiet evening cuppa. With AppleCare One, all your Apples fall under one big, protective umbrella.

This svelte subscription scheme offers coverage for multiple products, and mind you, not just your spanking new ones. Those old companions in the gear drawer, some even approaching their fourth birthday (a frightening middle age in tech years), can now enjoy the comfort of care.

However let's not forget, the devil is in the detail. Here we're talking about complex machinery with circuits more tangled than a bowl of mum's Sunday spaghetti. There's a wickedly large galaxy of things that could potentially go sideways, even with the best of care. AppleCare One might guard you from financial ruin, but when the tech goes tits up at 3 am during a crucial presentation prep, you’d wish you could simply subscribe to a working device.

So, as this saga unfolds, say a cheeky cheer for the old and the new alike. Step up sir Tech Industry, with your ever-deepening layers of complexity, from unsolvable software snafus to inscrutable infrastructure issues. We may grumble and gripe, farcically fumble with firmware updates and wrangle with random reboots - but we stand firm, locked in this delicate dance of technological evolution. After all, what is life without a bit of tech drama? Chin up, pip pip! Read more here.