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Good morning, pip pip and all that! Stick the kettle on and give this blooming tech news a gander. So, another Developer Conference has swaggered past, serving up its hefty dose of fill-in-the-blanks. With the subtlety of a sledgehammer on a Monday morning, the tech world was blessed with more jargon-packed announcements – picture a Hollywood starlet's wardrobe, just replace the lavish gowns with complex code.

While most of the mortal population is still grappling with using their telephones as more than a platform for cat gifs, the chaps and chapesses at the Dev Con have said, "Hold my beer," and proceeded to unveil a veritable smorgasbord of new developments. From software able to charm your microwave into whipping up culinary delights, to intricate algorithms designed to help your kitten achieve influencer status on social media, it doesn't get much more tech-obsessed than this.

Yet let's not forget the real stars of the show- the Poor Souls (infrastructure related, I promise) who have to fight with the wires and servers to ensure these software boffins' creations don't blink out of existence faster than a politician's promise. We may not understand half of what they do, but let's raise our cups of tea to these unsung heroes who make the magic happen.

As we look ahead to another year of tech tomfoolery, remember that behind every shiny new toy, there's an army of bleary-eyed tech wizards making it all possible. So, here's to them, and the many headaches they'll undoubtedly endure. Our technology may be full of bugs, but like a determined woodpecker, we'll keep pecking until we've made a hole large enough for progress. Tea's up! Read more here.