first glimpse in three years new kingdom hearts 4

In an astounding display of computer wizardry, Square Enix has finally managed to conjure up new screenshots of the elusive Kingdom Hearts 4 - our first glimpse in a whopping three years. Much like waiting for a British bus in the rain, when there's finally a sign of progress, it's an immense relief.

We can all agree that developing richly detailed, immersive gaming environments akin to navigating the plots of Kingdom Hearts are a feat of technological gymnastics, as formidable as attempting to dunk a digestive biscuit in hot tea without it disintegrating. Alas, the challenge never ends - akin to untangling the ever-knotty headphones in your pocket.

Nevertheless, in the spirit of stoic British determination, let's tackle these technological conundrums head-on. Despite the unexpected obstacles and high-tech hurdles, we shan't be deterred. Much like the Queen's Guard, we stand undeterred, determined to watch this game unfold - whenever it decides to do so.

So raise your mugs of milky tea high and here's to patiently weathering the ongoing storm of innovation - the seemingly never-ending wait for games, and the perpetual challenge of keeping that biscuit intact. There's nothing if not a sense of satisfaction in conquering the seemingly impossible. Mark my words, Kingdom Hearts 4 - we're waiting for you, and we've got plenty of tea and biscuits to keep us going. Read more here.