adobes firefly ai image generator coming soon to ios and android

Oh, the joys of never-ending digital anticipation. Adobe, that monolithic purveyor of graphics software, has decided it would be a lark to tease us all once again. On Thursday, our favourite tormentor let slip that it would soon be releasing its Firefly AI image generator on both iOS and Android. None the less, they deftly side-stepped any obligation for a precise release date. A masterclass in vaguery, I daresay!

Applied intelligence - no, not for outsmarting the missus (don't we wish?) but the fancy, graph-image kind - is due to drop... well, we don't know when. Apparently, divining the exact moment developers will have learned their quantum physics and perfecting the tea is a challenge too far, even for Adobe.

So, what does this mean for our tech-challenged friends? More waiting, dear readers. Sip the lukewarm brew of patience as we wade through the impenetrable fog of cryptic programme updates and the seemingly endless foxtrot of software bug fixing. With a bit of luck, we'll glimpse the Firefly's glow before the decade is out, assuming of course our android or apple device hasn't succumbed to obsolescence by then. Oh, the thrills and spills of technology-infused existence, don't we just adore it? Read more here.