countdown to unova the final week of pokmon gos season

Alright, folks. It's finally arrived, the grand finale of the "Season of Dual Destiny". Get your teacups ready because it's time for a dash of high drama, culminating into the Pokémon GO Tour Unova: Global. It's as global as a British sitcom being aired in Scorrier, Cornwall - which is to say, quite a lot.

This technological tour de force begins with the "Road to Unova" event, kicking off on Monday, February 24 at 10 (they've not mentioned whether it's AM or PM, disgracefully vague). Let's hope the servers don't decide to throw a wobbly just as we're about to bag that rare, shiny Snivy.

So brace yourself. It's time to wander down to your local park with phone in hand, stalking imaginary creatures - as is the custom these days. Also, do remember to look both ways before crossing the street while you battle a Zebstrika. It's all fun and games until someone combines Pokémon GO and traffic, and the only shiny thing you see is an ambulance light.

So off we go, traipsing into the land of Unova, showing technology who's the boss (spoiler: it's usually technology). Read more here.