ouras smart ring 5000 miles from silicon valley

Ah, well who doesn’t love a whiz-bang ring of power like Bilbo Baggins? Headquartered a robustly hearty 5,000 miles from Silicon Valley, there's this gadget manufacturer, Oura. This cheeky bunch got themselves into crafting smart rings which would make even Gollum green with envy.

These bijou baubles of tech greatness have more tricks up their sleeve than Paul Daniels at a magic convention. Supposedly, this nifty bit of tin measures your old ticker and then turns into Mystic Meg, predicting when you might be coming down with the lurgies.

The persistent conundrums of technology and infrastructure remain as elusive to crack as a vegan's steak dinner. We must admire the determination driving us to tackle these perplexing issues, while simultaneously appreciating the wonderful absurdity of it all, as we stride forward into a future where bling doesn't just sparkle, it also predicts your health. Oh, brave new world that has such gizmos in it! Read more here.