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first look leaked photos reveal asus rog ally 2

Hold on to your teacups, mates! Looks like tech companies are playing hide-and-seek again. The Asus ROG Ally 2, elusive as Bigfoot, has finally shown its mug in a few sly snaps. Not only that, an Xbox-branded version has also been spotted lurking in the shadows, which hints heavily towards Microsoft's whispering 'Project Kennan' handheld.

Do these mega companies get bored on their tea breaks or something? Projecting the same old technological labyrinth onto yet another handheld? Truly, their hunger for challenges feels like a bloke who's had one too many pies at a Sunday roast! As layered as a trifling trifle with more components than a mechanic's toolkit, these babies aim to test our tech prowess to the hilt.

Will we conquer these techno beasts or succumb to their intricate circuitry? Only time, and a good deal of perseverance (and perhaps a degree in rocket science), will tell. After all, 'aint nothing like a good old tech fight to spice up an otherwise plain crumpet! Bring it on, Asus and Microsoft! Read more here.

pathfinders newest dragon book breathing new life into rpg battles

In an amusing twist of fate, it appears that Dungeons and Dragons isn't the sole proprietor of gargantuan, scaly troublemakers anymore. If you find yourself humming 'Puff, the Magic Dragon' with a tad more enthusiasm of late, it's likely due to Pathfinder's new announcement that fans of Role-Playing Games (RPGs) are going to be treated to a dragon book, celebrating these mythical critters in all their infernal glory.

Now, it seems these resilient reptiles have decided to defy the tech challenges, quaff a spot of sherry, and trot off into yet another format. Just when you thought technology had finally learn to play nice, it's taken the form of dragons. Pity, that.

Yes, indeed, technology makes life a jolly lark, doesn't it? One moment you're chortling about cat videos on Ye Olde Internet, the next you're wrestling with a book full of fire-breathing beasts, thanks to the unpredictable realm of digital innovation. One might say, the joy of technology is somewhat akin to playing a never-ending round of Whack-a-Mole, and sometimes the mole is a dragon, firing binary breath at you.

Fear not, though, we shall stand steadfast against these technological challenges. For in the grand, chivalrous tradition of St. George, we shall not let a herd of digital dragons hinder our quest for technology that meets user needs, while we watch on with a dry, bemused smirk.

In short, bring on the dragons, we've got our tech shields at the ready. And who knows? Perhaps these fiery villains might just breathe a little spark into the ever-evolving, often confounding, and peculiarly captivating world of technology. So, keep calm and carry some virtual dragon repellent. Read more here.

revolutionizing nycs west village kit keenan and serena kerr

Good heavens, it appears the West Village in New York City is the latest victim of a fabulous makeover, all thanks to femme fatales Kit Keenan and Serena Kerrigan. Evidently, the ghost of Carrie Bradshaw is whispering into the ears of today's youngsters, who are giving the area a bit of a 'Sex and the City' makeover - complete with overpriced cocktails and inevitable heartache, no doubt. While the rest of us grapple with the daily misadventures of trying to make technology and infrastructure work harmoniously, these leading ladies are busy turning their neighbourhood into a Technicolor 'Sex and the City' theme park. It's a travesty, or a triumph, depending on how your feelings sway toward the HBO series. Here's hoping they're ready for a dating scene even more tumultuous than trying to get a decent WiFi signal in the English countryside. Read more here.

smart innovation how oura ring users unlock customization potential

If you loathe sameness and dreary uniformity, here's some good news in the realm of wearable tech. Users of Oura Ring, the smarty-pants of round accessories, have devised a cunning way to personalise their bijoux. Picture this: the ring that monitors your vitals and sleep patterns now mirrors your individuality too.

But, "Oh, tech and it's perennial challenges!" I hear you utter. Yes, my digitally inclined friends, the road to creating superhero-esque gadgetry never did run smooth. Hackneyed as it is, this statement rings truer than ever with our Oura brethren's customization quest. Flat out brilliant idea it may be, but we must not ignore the technical minefields that lay ahead. Dodging issues of functionality disruption, design limitations and warranty hazards sound like a thrilling trilogy set in Silicon Valley. Will it be a triumph of personal expression over the drudgery of mass production, or a stark reminder of why we can't have nice things? Only time will tell. Until then, hat's off to the brave pioneers, turning complex technology into more than just a one-size-fits-all ordeal. Jolly good job, chaps! Read more here.

chrono trigger translated a playful approach to classic game updates

Our latest digital shenanigans revolve around the beloved RPG game, Chrono Trigger, which recently received an 'update'. It seems our rambunctious universal translator had its wires crossed and was engaging in some unscripted merriment with the classic game. Unfortunately, the jocular antics resulted in game text resembling eldritch verse than anything resembling coherent narrative or dialogue.

Yet fear not, lovers of time-travelling adventures, for behold the ever-vigilant tech gurus are on it. They're server-hopping their way through the complexities of this technological quagmire, ensuring that they finally decode this algorithmic knot and restore the RPG lingua franca to its former glory. One misstep, and it's game over!

Could we simply switch everything off and on again? That's too dull for our intrepid digital detectives. They're slaying this tech-beast with a deftness that even the Chrono Trigger protagonists would envy.

So brace yourselves for the continued onslaught of technological farce and dramedy, as we reinforce our invisible tech-shield and press on. The challenges persist, but like a stubborn bulldog refusing to let go of an old slipper, we'll doggedly resolve these tech conundrums. Now, who's ready for the next round of 'name that error message'? Read more here.

introducing cast 150 the chromecast lookalike with mighty

Licence to cast, anyone? We're making the acquaintance of a shiny new contraption called the Cast 150. It's a bit like seeing a doppelgänger of your mate Chromecast, only to discover it's a completely different beast underneath the facade. Yes, it streams like a Chromecast, even looks like a Chromecast, but make no mistake - it doesn't bear Google's birthmark.

The tech world never fails to throw us these curveballs, does it? Just when you feel like you've navigated your way round one gadget, along comes another russet in the sausage box, all wired-up and ready to turn your streaming world topsy-turvy. It's the enigma wrapped in a riddle of the tech universe.

We continue to brace ourselves for the trials of technological evolution, laughing in the face of change (or shedding a few tears into our uncared-for keyboards). Here's to the next tidal wave of 'not quite' Chromecasts and their illuminating, albeit perplexing, assaults on our comfort zones. As they say, fortune favours the tech-savvy brave, so grab those gadgets and let's press on. Batteries not included, naturally. Read more here.

microsoft dominates record q3 growth elevates gaming fortunes in

In a twist that would make even Charles Dickens tip his hat, Microsoft has successfully turned its video game trade's "worst of times" into the "best of times." Amidst economic flummoxing of epic proportions, they've posted record Q3 growth. Must be all those indoorsy types suddenly finding a newfound appreciation for virtual escapism. The challenges presented by the pandemic have been rather like a three-tiered obstacle course – but more like a complicated game of 'Whack-a-mole' where the moles are wearing invisibility cloaks.

This seemingly miraculous development is a glimmering pixel of hope in an otherwise disgruntle-inducing industry, where the notorious fickle finger of tech-fate is as capricious as the British weather. So, payment to Bill Gates’ brainchild, which seems to have received the digital Midas touch otherwise reserved for social media influencers.

As with any technological crusade, it hasn't been all 'Fortnite' dances and bonus levels. Infrastructure development lingers like a late-Game Boss battle that even cheat codes can't seem to defeat. Up-scaling server capacities while maintaining decent gameplay speed has been less 'Need for Speed', more 'Please Hold On While We Try Connect You'.

But never let it be said that we are put off by a good tussle with recalcitrant technology. Onwards we persist, controller in hand and optimism in heart, while we weather challenges with as much aplomb as our dear British spirit can muster. After all, lag or no lag, the gaming must go on. Read more here.

unveiling dks revolutionary new design a sneak peek into

Ah, brace yourself then, ladies and gentlemen, because we'll soon be embarking on an expedition into the thorny, twisted undergrowth of the tech jungle. Our topic of interest? The unveiling of DK's all new design, which we're hoping, in our quiet British way, will be more like a cuppa and less like a crow's nest in the rain.

The technologists at DK have evidently survived another round of tete-a-tetes with the IT-Beast, emerging blinking into the daylight armed with a shiny new design. An achievement not to be sneezed at, considering we live in an era where attempting to make complex technology work is often akin to teaching a geriatric elephant to perform Swan Lake.

DK's refreshed look is said to be more user-friendly and intuitive, words that, when paired with 'technology', have a tendency to provoke more laughter than a rerun of ‘Fawlty Towers’. But let's all stiff-upper-lip it and give them the benefit of the doubt, shall we? After all, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

However, do spare a thought for the long suffering tech folk who are still wrestling with the intricate architecture of our digital world. Bless'em, it seems they're destined to dance forever in attendance on the hallowed hardware and sacred software, their battles marked by the clatter of keys and the gnashing of teeth.

So here's to DK's new design - we salute their valiant efforts. Let's hope it's the Mary Poppins of interfaces: practically perfect in every way. Just remember, chaps, even a butterknife needs a software update these days. Ha! such is the joy of our techno-dom. Chin up, and carry on! Read more here.

far cry 4 leaps forward now running at 60 fps

Right, where shall we begin? In our latest chronicle of 'old dogs learning new tricks', we humbly present Far Cry 4. This gritty videogame veteran, a creaking antique at 11 years old, is now miraculously purring along at 60 frames per second on our shiny PlayStation 5s. Quite the technological facelift, wouldn't you say?

I can just picture it now, Far Cry 4 wearing an ill-fitting toupee and gold medallion, trying its best to blend in with the youthful, sprightly newcomers. Nevertheless, this old-timer proves, yet again, that age is just a number, especially if that number is a crisp, energetic '60 fps'.

Bravo, Far Cry 4. Both an enduring monument to our tech-hampered past, and a glowing testament to our never-say-die, always-techy-present. All we need now is a whip and a chair to tame this wild beast of code and pixels.

So, there you have it. An ancient relic rejuvenated thanks to the indomitable progress of technological wizardry. But don't let this fool you; these digital gremlins certainly don't make life easy. They just make it... more interesting. Read more here.

vintage designs meet modern tech the understated cool of todays

In the perpetual race of technology and style, it appears our faithful wrist-dwellers, or watches to you techno neophytes, have hit the throttle on the 'less-is-more' superhighway. Details? Restrained. Designs? Vintage. Bragging rights? Well, they’re served subtly with a side of understated cool. A bit like your nan's Sunday roast delivered by a skateboarder.

This old-school resurrection of the wrist-clock suggests that, as much as we advance our digital machinations, there's something irreplaceably charming about eternal tinkerings of technology that hark back to simpler times.

So, as we continue to grapple endlessly with the fickle complexities of contemporary tech and its infrastructural antics, let's never forget that sometimes, all it takes is a well-oiled gear, a masterfully calibrated hand, and a dash of classy nuance to keep us ticking in style. All served up with a wry smile and a nod to the genial daredevilry of traditional ingenuity. Old tech: 1, new tech: still loading. Read more here.