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unveiling speed superlatives rtx 5090 desktop

In a spectacle that resembles watching the tortoise and the hare, the desktop RTX 5090 has firmly asserted its dominance over its laptop counterpart. Desktop RTX, known to flex its processor muscles on occasions, is now proudly kicking sand in the face of the laptop version; twice as fast, if you please! The dear old laptop version tries to make a case, offering 50% at a frugal quarter of the TGP. It's the equivalent of nibbling on a salad while eyeing a rib-eye steak; noble, but lacklustre.

Sites like Notebookcheck are invaluable for such revelations, serving up data with the same enthusiasm as a tea lover pouring over the nuances between Earl Grey and Darjeeling. Their tenacity in testing laptops would put a GCSE student to shame, endlessly pushing boundaries in their dedication to numbers and complex operating systems.

Now, who can complain about such contrasts and variances without attempting to fix them? Not us, surely. For we're the folk who buckle up our techy boots and stride boldly towards challenges, with a determination akin to a Brit queuing for hours at the Post Office, only to be told, "Sorry, love, the last stamp just sold!" Yes, we moan, but on we march. The world of tech, complicated as it is, propelled by such amusing oddities and disparities, is our oyster. More tea, anyone? Read more here.

toprated bluetooth tracker for android users a comprehensive review

In what can only be described as a Herculean effort of digital endurance, some brave soul has somehow managed to test dozens of Bluetooth trackers for months on end. The task at hand was not for the faint-hearted; a marathon rather than a sprint, if you will. After a noisy symphony of beeping devices and likely countless moments of despair, a victor has emerged for our Android-loving comrades in arms. The award for 'most reliable and feature-packed Bluetooth tracker' goes to - well, it remains oddly unnamed for dramatic effect or perhaps they forgot it in the midst of all those other devices, ironic given their intended purpose. However, for those of you fumbling around trying to locate your essentials, it’s comforting to know that there is indeed a steadfast beacon on the Android market. One hopes the victorious device doesn't gloat too much; after all, survival in the cutthroat world of tech wholly hangs on the latest feature update or compatibility improvement. To quote an old adage, it's often about survival, not of the biggest or strongest, but of the most adaptable. Read more here.

exciting times ahead for mii enthusiasts a comprehensive

In a spectacularly daring move, amid the relentless surge of technological trials, it seems that it's a rather cracking day if you're an aficionado of Discord's Mii channel. However, as always in the realm of technology, it's not all a bed of roses. The Mii channel, an endearing pile of pixels that could be manipulated to bear something akin to your mug or that of your mates, has been made available via Discord. This has created a number of fascinating wrinkles in practice.

For one, the constant challenge of system compatibility rears its almost charming, yet regularly irritating, head. As with introducing any antiquated component into a newer system, it feels like trying to teach your grandmother to master TikTok. Expect plenty of face-palm moments and questioning of one’s faith in humanity.

But one must concede, our beaded-spectacled friends behind the scenes persisted gallantly, like knights of old battling reluctant dragons described as 'programming bugs'. The addition of Mii to Discord has short-circuited some headaches along the way, but it's been tackled with determination, elbow grease, and presumably, a fair bit of caffeine.

As we observe, bleary-eyed but hopeful, the future of technology continues to evolve – with a pinch of nostalgia thrown in just for kicks – the tale of Mii and Discord continues to be written. Expect minor travesties, bouts of hilarity, and crucially, a fantastic demonstration of mankind's ability to build, adapt, and create even when the way forward resembles a dropped rubik's cube puzzle.

In other words, it’s a bit like attempting to assemble a flat-pack bookshelf with an inventory of spare parts and a dubious manual. Daunting, yes, but as they say, ‘Keep calm and code on’. Read more here.

ditch the password compelling reasons to upgrade your online security

Right, ready for a giggle? Let's have a natter about that controversial contrivance of modernity: the trusty password, which, apparently, it's time to wish cheerio. The nut of the matter, as outlined in the article, is that passwords, as secure as your dad's shed, are often as easily cracked as a hardboiled egg at breakfast.

Between ‘password123’ and ‘ilovecats’ (and if that's really your password, you really need to be rolling your eyes at yourself right now), there's very little to befuddle a dedicated hacker. The piece posits that the modest password - that which we thought could shield us like armour in the tribal times of the digital age - is about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

The suggested replacement for these subtly complex security measures is biometric authentication - which is a mouthful even for tech adepts. The method relies on our unique traits such as fingerprints and facial recognition, which are, let's be fair, much harder to forget than 'Fluffy123'.

The trials of transitioning to this newer, shinier technology, however, isn't exactly a stroll in Hyde Park. There's a slew of potential problems tied to privacy issues and data breaches – getting mugged digitally doesn’t quite take away the sting, does it?

So, whilst your password days maybe numbered, don't worry yourself too much. You've still got some time to give Fluffy her privacy back. Now, the challenge that lays ahead is to make this slinky new technology work without it interrupting my beloved afternoon tea sessions! Now, wouldn’t that be a treat? Read more here.

san frantokyo and animoca brands bring anime adventures to sone

Alright then, brace for brevity. Our mates over at Animoca Brands are joining hands with San FranTokyo to inject a bit of anime glamour onto the Soneium blockchain. Have to hand it to them, nothing screams 'tech innovation' like coupling digital ledger technology with wide-eyed cartoon characters.

Whatever happened to the good old days, eh? When our only worries were whether our VCRs were chewing up our favourite anime tapes. Now we're focusing on blockchain-based immersive experiences, we do like a challenge!

It’s the convergence of old and new—taking traditional passion for anime and wrapping it up in cutting-edge technology. Because why not? Taming new tech is what we are all about, despite the gnarly kinks and wrinkles that it inevitably throws our way.

It might be less scratching your head over a crossword in the Times and more understanding how Satoshi Nakamoto fits into your Saturday morning cartoon marathon. But hey, while technology might consistently give us a stiff upper lip, it also keeps us on our toes, doesn't it?

Determination, a sense of humour and a willingness to tackle the learning curve would ensure we all keep marching on bravely into this peculiar future. Amidst all the jargon and JavaScript, don't forget, we're all just trying to have a (virtual) laugh. Read more here.

porsche integrates alexa and apps for enhanced infotainment in 202

Well, it appears that the Porsche has finally joined us in the digital age, with the well-heeled automaker equipping its 2026 fleet with a few more digital tricks. The usual suspects - Taycan, 911, Panamera and Cayenne - are now offering the Amazon Alexa app, which is probably just Porsche's way of confirming each driver's suspicion that their car is indeed smarter than they are.

The upgraded infotainment software, a term still valiantly trying to convince us that in-car karaoke and three-point turns can coexist peacefully, is surely a delightful addition. It beckons us to envisage the future of motoring: asking your car to play "Don't Stop Believing" while navigating congestion patterns in real-time, making demands on traffic to shift like the digital equivalent of Moses parting the Red Sea. Yes, the tech future is bright. Or at the very least, it will be if you remember to update your software.

So, get set for Alexa to become your unexpected road-trip companion, and for your four-wheeled friend's IQ to potentially eclipse your own. Ah, the relentless march of technology! It's as inevitable as a British summer's day being spoiled by rain. Now, crossing the fingers that the voice command doesn't mistake 'home' for 'Rome'! The devil, after all, is in the digital detail.

In conclusion, the bigwigs at Porsche are determined to lace serious undertones of technology into their fun-loving driving machines. As British as grumbling about the weather, we shall march ahead, grappling with the joys and mysteries of speaking to our cars. And cars, like Alexa, will slowly learn the fine art of selective listening, whilst we humans continue mastering the command 'Update Now.' Read more here.

unveiling merlins hidden sequel a technological triumph in

Merlin, that iconic magician renowned for conjuring a bloody big sword from a stone, appears to have been pulling another fast one. For ages, a tantalising extension to his tale has been coyly hiding within the confines of another book, shimmering like an incorporeal Snapchat notification.

Some tech-savvy bookworms have now brandished their digital wizardry to prise it open. Using top-drawer techniques only slightly less complex than the workings of a pensioner's video recorder, they've revealed a continuation of our beloved wizard's narrative.

Just as Merlin seemingly mastered the manipulation of medieval metaphysics, we too must become virtuosos of our own technological follies. For now, the mystifying machinations of technology and our infrastructure remain a beast more elusive than an accurate weather forecast, but we remain as persistent as a Yorkshireman in a tea shortage. And, as we’ve seen from our diligent scholars, perseverance pays off.

So chin up, good folk, let's keep calm, carry on, and at all times maintain a healthy scepticism towards even the smartest of kettles. And remember, one must not be sullen when met with a challenge but rather, face it with the determination of Sir Lancelot at the buffet line.

The saga of technology, like that of Merlin, is filled with surprises, challenges, and the occasional vanishing act. Hold fast, chums — the next chapter in our techie tale awaits! Read more here.

exploring android 16 beta 3 31

Top of the morning! Gather 'round tech enthusiasts and see what our determined whizz-kids have been wrestling with of late. The persistent bugbear? Android 16 Beta 3 and its cheeky sibling, Beta 3.1. Just when we thought they'd run out of decimal points to keep themselves entertained, they've plopped out these twin bobbins.

Now, hold onto your pocket protectors because this gets a bit thrilling – these updates host a swanky feature exclusive to the Pixel 9. That's right, moving up in the world they are! No collecting £200 from passing 'Go', straight on to Mayfair with a hotel. Real high-rollers, I tell you.

A salient reminder, folks: as with each and every tech tale, the path we tread is never a plain saunter to the park. It's more akin to hopping about in a game of Frogger, dodging the 18-wheelers of glitches and bugs. But chin up! With our indefatigable techies in the ring, we're turning every blow into a tickling match.

Carry on, brave tech warriors, for the keys to the castle called 'Problem-free software update' remain elusive, but never out of reach. Pop your spectacles back up your nose, roll up your sleeves, and grab another cup of tea - there's still work to do! Read more here.

score with super soccer on subscription service before it bids fare

In all too familiar fashion, 'Super Soccer' is about to do a 'Gareth Bale' and leave us. This time though, it's not a team dropping down a league or any dramatic football fall-out to blame, it's our mischievously mercurial technological infrastructure. Just like the persistent rain at Wembley, the challenges of tech are an unending, indeed essential part of our everyday-life championship.

Engage, disengage, subscribe, unsubscribe – it's a constant game of hopscotch that could have even the most cucumber-cool code wizard aghast. This news headline reads like a melancholic haiku dedicated to the ephemeral condition of Cloud services and online gaming: 'Play Super Soccer on the subscription service before it's gone'.

Just as your tea brews to perfection or your digestive biscuit achieves optimal dunkiness, you must seize the opportunity. Take the proverbial footie by its laces, and strike a digital goal with 'Super Soccer', before the veiled hand of technological uncertainty swipes it into the stratosphere of the forgotten. A reminder, if ever we needed one, of the symbiotic relationship between progress and disruption. Cheers to the indomitable human spirit for relentlessly pursuing the goalpost, regardless of the perpetually shifting, or shall we say 'offside' lines of technology. Read more here.

exciting update or privacy nightmare the great tech dilemma un

From the rollercoaster ride that is technology, we bring you the news, with its thrilling ups and ominous downs. Yet another exciting update is on the cards, or should we say, servers. For some, this will spark jubilation, but for others, it's as welcome as a wasp at a picnic.

Are you feeling lucky? Like a mysterious box in an online game, it may contain treasures of features or a nightmarish invasion of your privacy. It's a bit like unpacking aunt Edna's holiday presents. It might be a quaint souvenir or yet another pair of hand-knitted socks.

In this ever-evolving technoverse, updates are as inevitable as rain in Manchester. Some view these updates as life-enhancing improvements, while others see them as uninvited intrusions into their rather interesting digital lives. Which way it swings is anyone's guess.

As we continue to navigate these choppy tech waters, rest assured that we're here to keep you buoyant with information, while battling with the digital sea monsters in an ongoing quest to unlock the secrets of our techie Pandora's Box. Just don't forget your life jacket and a healthy sense of humour. Remember, whatever comes out of that box or server may be less about spectres of privacy invasion and more about wrestling with mum's Skype settings once again. As they would say, "Keep calm and carry on... updating!" Read more here.